QotD: Over or Under?

Okay, we hate to ask, but... over the roll or under the roll?  

I refuse to use toilet paper because of this alone.  It has split my family.  My brother has gone to war because of this.  My sister ran off with a toilet paper salesman, living in Bumfuck, Nowheresville.

I can't leave the house these days due to the whole coke bottle debacle.  Do you hold it with the label facing out or covering the label?  I don't know anymore.  I have lost myself in questions to answers that are right and wrong for all the left and right reasons.  I am falling into the quagmire of red (once black but which is cooler, red or black? Am I going faster?) .  Sunken glory in a pipedream, sense lost in the smoke.  I ate it all but should I digest carbs or not?  Too much vitamin C causes cancer, too little vitamin C causes cancer.  The C stands for cancer.  You are cancer.  I am scorpio.  Let's dance.